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COLUMN: Dear Criminals — Stop Being Stupid. Walmart Knows You’re Stealing.

If you think you’re outsmarting Walmart by stealing twenty bucks’ worth of merchandise at a time, you’re not clever, you’re just on camera. Every. Single. Time. And once your five-finger discount habit adds up to $1,000, or it’s your third rodeo, Pennsylvania law says, ‘Congratulations! You’re now a felon.’ That’s right. You didn’t beat the system. You played yourself. Now, of course, you would never do something so idiotic. The fine readers of …
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explorejeffersonpa.com broke the news in on Monday, July 7, 2025.
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