[Satire] 'Total Insanity': MAGA Lashes Out After Chris Christie Jabs Trump's 'Human Middle Finger'

'Total insanity': MAGA lashes out after Chris Christie jabs Trump's 'human middle finger'

Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie faced significant backlash from MAGA on Sunday after he jabbed Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. during a morning interview. Christie told ABC News' George Stephanopoulos on Sunday that the Health and Human Services Secretary is "wholly unqualified" for the job he has and described Kennedy as a "human middle finger" to America's public health. "You looked at that appearance before Congress, and it j…

Crisco-Sweating Chris Christie Wants To Lecture MAHA About 'Health' -- No This Isn't Satire

This guy weighing in on health is a little like Zohran Mamdani offering us weightlifting tips. If you’re still splashing in a kiddie pool, don’t pretend to speak with the weight of Michael Phelps. Then again, the do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do authoritarian streak in Chris Christie is strong. Who can forget the time he closed the beaches to everyone else in New Jersey, only to get caught in a VERY embarrassing photo? The various ‘beached whale’ jokes p…

Chewing the Fat: ABC ‘News’ Laughably Enlists Chris Christie to Attack RFK, Jr. on the Subject of Health

ABC News enlists Chris Christie to critique RFK Jr.'s health expertise, sparking online hilarity.