Army study: Soldiers have bigger dicks than sailors

Army study: Soldiers have bigger dicks than sailors

THE PENTAGON — The U.S. Army announced today the long-awaited results of a years-long research study, and the findings are abundantly clear: Soldiers’ penises are, on average, about three inches larger than those of sailors in the U.S. Navy.The unusual study was commissioned by the Army Chief of Staff, in partnership with the Chief of Naval Operations, after the Joint Chiefs of Staff got into a naughty bottle of Pinot Noir while at their annual …