US EditionYoung Lady, Those Shorts Are Too Long
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Young Lady, Those Shorts Are Too Long
Honey, before you race out the door, don’t forget your backpack and your lunch and your— Wait. Hold on a second. Back yourself right back in here. Are those Bermuda shorts? Don’t you lie to me. Those cuffs are at least an inch thick—you think I can’t see how many times you’ve rolled those legs up? You think I don’t know you’re going to roll them right back down to your dimpled knees the second you leave the house? How stupid do you think I am? H…
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