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Want World Peace? Play Foosball!

Summary by Robot Butt
Ceasefire, shmeasefire. Diplomats sure have wasted a fuckton of time when a permanent solution to their nations’ ills is down the street at a rec center.  Foosball is the greatest equalizer. No one is naturally good at it, not even professional pig roasters. Even with practice, the rapid twists and dramatic lunges are Herculean feats. It’s soccer designed by pinball wizards high on air hockey fumes. The thwacked ball hits everything but its inte…
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Robot Butt broke the news in on Monday, March 17, 2025.
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