Can the Rubber Bug Shadow Army Change Mats While Chariot Shifting?

In one of the most striking parts of the Prime Minister's speech on March 15, he spoke about modern-day sycophants, Brussels minions.

— entomological-political-rhetorical reflections in six points—If we look at the bug itself (its name is shame, its name is a curse: this is how your Hungarian bugs have become), and we tear off the innumerable bedbugs that have been placed on it, and we do not immediately begin to rummage (where, by the way, the bug was a cockroach, if already entomologically we are complicated, and we will continue to do so), grumble (whoever grew, vultures, w…