To the white boy that keeps barking in my ear

To the white boy that keeps barking in my ear

by Anonymous Hey man, this is the second time you’ve done this and if you do it a third time I’m either gonna beat the shit out of you or push you off your stupid little scooter and have your friend add insult to injury. What the actual fuck is your problem? Why me? Does my homo swag really threaten you that much? Do I have a giant invisible “kick me!” sign on my back? I don’t know, I don’t care! I hope you get hit by a car.