The TRASH REPORT: Gossip is Yummy

The TRASH REPORT: Gossip is Yummy

Hi everybody, and welcome to the Trash Report! This is an extra special column. because it's for the upcoming FOOD EDITION of the Mercury. Hey, it turns out there isn't enough gossip about food to fill up a whole column, so I'm doing the things that celebrities do when they go to the Met Gala, wearing whatever they felt like instead of sticking to the theme and then giving some lame explanation for how it's...