The Mystery of the Sandown Clown: Britain's Answer to Bigfoot

The Mystery of the Sandown Clown: Britain's Answer to Bigfoot

This is the first installment of a new VICE column called THE WOO, and was published in the spring 2025 edition of VICE magazine: THE ROCK BOTTOM ISSUE. To subscribe to receive 4 print issues of our newly relaunched magazine each year, click here. Her father had seen them a couple of times before—once in October 1970, cherry red balls of light blazing through the night sky on the road between Shanklin and Ryde that were able to keep pace with hi…