Student Caught Drinking ALL the Water

Student Caught Drinking ALL the Water

When we hear the phrase “water crisis”, we tend to think of it happening elsewhere and for less absurd reasons. But now, here at Whitman College itself, a water crisis of the most absurd reasoning has come to our attention. It’s not because of a lack of rainwater, it’s not because of weather that’s too hot or cold and it’s definitely not aliens. No, this water crisis lies in the hands of a single student who, for some absolutely ridiculous, inde…