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[Satire] SATIRE NEWS: Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania – U-S-NEWS.COM

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LOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a state-mandated lobotomy to cure her medically diagnosed nymphomania. According to eyewitnesses, the 26-year-old artist arrived at a state mental hospital early this morning strapped to a gurney so that she could not act on her depraved sexual thoughts. Several reports indicated that Carpenter muttered “Hor……
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U-S-NEWS.COM broke the news in on Sunday, June 22, 2025.
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