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Satan Returns To Hell To Cool Off: 'I'm Not Built For This'

The Prince of Darkness has commented on the heatwave in southeast Australia, saying the weather in regional Victoria is "a bit much, even for me.""I popped up to have a look and immediately went back," he said. "Forty-two degrees? That's too much. I support suffering, but there are limits.""I'm not saying it's worse than Hell," Satan said. "But it's close."Residents have reported steering wheels causing third-degree burns and thongs leaving crim…
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bendigostandard.com broke the news in on Thursday, January 8, 2026.
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