Reports of Tim Cook's demise are greatly exaggerated

Reports of DOGE’s Death Are Greatly Exaggerated

DOGE's mission continues despite media claims of its demise. Learn the truth behind the headlines.

Reports of Tim Cook's demise are greatly exaggerated

Macworld The Macalope knows his charming and erudite readers are well-versed in all the theories of quantum superposition, particularly the famous Schrödinger’s cat theory. Or, well, you’ve at least read the Wikipedia entry about it. Or skimmed it, like the Macalope has. The point is, he’s done the relevant research for a mythical beast who makes a joke about it twelve or more times a year. But what you may not know is that Schrödinger put fort…