Relatively Speaking: I survived fat woman’s squeeze and lived to talk about it

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Relatively Speaking: I survived fat woman’s squeeze and lived to talk about it

Come February, the wife and I get cabin fever, as in we need to leave our home and go to a cabin in the woods for a winter respite. “Honey,” the wife said, “I have been searching for a cabin for our winter retreat. Do you have any special requests?” “Let’s see,” I said, “how about a maid, a chef, a butler and a lumberjack…” “Okay, I get the maid, the chef, and the butler, but why do we need a lumberjack?” “That firewood ain’t gonna chop itself. …