Punk Band Private Function Releases ‘Goopy’ Vinyl That Smells Like Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina

Punk Band Private Function Releases ‘Goopy’ Vinyl That Smells Like Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina

If you wanted one of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina-scened candles from her Goop brand, but we’re able to cop one, well, Australian punk band Pivate Function are bringing the smell of the actress’ privates to you at a much more economical cost—AND you get a soundtrack, too! The band has announced that, among the vinyl pressings for their new album is a “Goopy” variant that was manufactured with a scent that mimics the one used in candles that were pro…