Paskhaver: She’s singing a new song now, sights set on the stars

Paskhaver: She’s singing a new song now, sights set on the stars

I am going to become the next major musical sensation. Some of you doubt me. Some of you are sensible people. Some of you are pirates. Look, I’m just listing statistics. It is true that I have not yet showcased any musical talent. No, now that I think about it, I have. Once I stubbed my toe on a chair and reached a high C. So the raw ability is there. I just have to develop it. Of course, there is a long road to walk between here and the stage w…