Once Again They Tried (and Failed) to Bring Back 95-Year-Old William Shatner as Captain Kirk

Once Again They Tried (and Failed) to Bring Back 95-Year-Old William Shatner as Captain Kirk

Captain Kirk died in 1994's Star Trek Generations, hurtling to his fate -- in fairly ignominous fashion -- while on a collapsed catwalk. "It was fun," he said, as William Shatner signed off for the last time as the legendary Starfleet officer.Except, in the 32 years or so since then, we've gotten two new versions of James T. Kirk: The first is Chris Pine's big-screen iteration from the J.J. Abrams trilogy, and the second is Paul Wesley's "why is…