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Mennonite Woman Worried Trump May Try to Capture Her Essential Oils
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Mennonite Woman Worried Trump May Try to Capture Her Essential Oils
SEMINOLE, TX Area woman Alexis Siemens, 33, has gone into hiding this weekend after she heard Trump was trying to take control of the nation’s essential oil supply. “No more Bible studies/essential oil sales parties for a while,” said Siemens from her hiding spot in the quilting room at the local Mennonite church. “I’ve got to wait until this essential oils craze cools down a bit.” Siemens specializes in tea tree and lavender oils, which are alw…
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