The thing about drunk talk is you never know what you’re going to get. That’s the mission statement of Comedy Central’s Emmy-winning series Drunk History anyway, which ran for six sloppily hilarious seasons ending in 2019. With celebrity storytellers chugging down a lot of (like, a lot) their favored adult beverages before regaling nearly-as-hammered host Derek Watters with sketchy memories of their most treasured historical events, great and sm…