Locals Shocked as Portland RV Appears to Give Birth to Full-Sized Truck in

Locals Shocked as Portland RV Appears to Give Birth to Full-Sized Truck in

PORTLAND, OR — In a shocking roadside event that eyewitnesses are describing as “equal parts beautiful and deeply upsetting,” a vintage RV parked outside a shuttered Hollywood Video reportedly gave birth to a fully grown, lifted pickup truck Tuesday afternoon. “I just came out of Plaid Pantry with a corn dog and a Red Bull, and boom — the RV started shaking and making this guttural metallic groaning noise,” said bystander Marcus Weller, still vi…