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Haines Herring: Men Hitting Each Other Instead Of Talking About Their Feelings - Chilkat Valley News

Summary by Chilkat Valley News
On Sunday, two teams of very large men collided violently with one another in an earnest, but vain, attempt to communicate their feelings. “Hurr!” roared quarterpounder Gerard B. Ovine of the Philadelphia Cheesesteaks in cordial greeting to defensive porterhouse Kevin Beefshanks of the Kansas City Barbecues as they both smashed together with the force of careening semis. “Glarrgh!” replied Beefshanks, in lieu of pleasant small talk about the wea…
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Haines Herring: Men Hitting Each Other Instead Of Talking About Their Feelings - Chilkat Valley News

On Sunday, two teams of very large men collided violently with one another in an earnest, but vain, attempt to communicate their feelings. “Hurr!” roared quarterpounder Gerard B. Ovine of the Philadelphia Cheesesteaks in cordial greeting to defensive porterhouse Kevin Beefshanks of the Kansas City Barbecues as they both smashed together with the force of careening semis. “Glarrgh!” replied Beefshanks, in lieu of pleasant small talk about the wea…

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