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Geenstijl: Sacrificial Novum. Confused Cardinal Took Phone to Conclave

Summary by geenstijl.nl
Good heavens, some cardinal committed sacrilege last year during the conclave to crown Leootje as pope by taking his phone to The Suffrage in the Sistine Chapel, even though that's strictly forbidden. Multi phyl ti stupidi teyti from this unknown cardinal who, of course, deserves to be thoroughly shamed. It's all revealed in the book The Last Conclave, in which the lost soul is described as "confused." But according to himself, he had no idea ho…
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Good heavens, some cardinal committed sacrilege last year during the conclave to crown Leootje as pope by taking his phone to The Suffrage in the Sistine Chapel, even though that's strictly forbidden. Multi phyl ti stupidi teyti from this unknown cardinal who, of course, deserves to be thoroughly shamed. It's all revealed in the book The Last Conclave, in which the lost soul is described as "confused." But according to himself, he had no idea ho…

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geenstijl.nl broke the news in on Monday, March 2, 2026.
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