Florida Man: Going to the mattresses

Florida Man: Going to the mattresses

Florida Man bought a new bed this week. It’s a queen with one of those frames that raises and lowers until it breaks. I tried it out in the store which was either Mattress City, Mattress World or Mattress Universe. There are as many mattress stores as there are Starbucks.  I laid on it a while and it was not too firm, not too soft, but just right, somewhere between firm and not firm enough. The salesman seemed to know what he was talking about a…