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Fisherman Hired to Extract Last Pickle from Jar

ALTONA, MB Area man Neil Reimer has been awakened from his meddaschlop this afternoon to attend to an emergency at the Klassen gathering. “Get here fast, Neil,” said Mrs. Klassen, “and bring your rod and reel” Reimer was also instructed to bring his tackle box and fish finder. “We’ve got a particularly stubborn pickle floating down there,” said Klassen. “Tried to jab it with my fork, but I couldn’t get a hold of it.” Reimer spent a good two hour…
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[SATIRE] The Unger Review broke the news in on Friday, May 30, 2025.
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