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Evil lair proposed on protected wetland fails, supervillain devastated

Summary by The Lafayette
An up-and-coming evil supervillain Michael Crappoopshitlin announced Monday that Scammell Industries’ plans to construct a one-million-acre evil lair were “unjustly thwarted” by basic environmental protections. “I had everything planned out,” Crappoopshitlin moaned. “Everything!” He waved around a set of blueprints featuring multiple “inators,” a lava moat and a “modest” underground dungeon space where “we can keep the interns.” “Now I’m being t…
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The Lafayette broke the news in on Friday, March 27, 2026.
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