Donald Trump's 79th Birthday Wishlist

Let's See How Leftists Are Celebrating President Trump's Birthday

In case you weren't presently aware, today is President Donald J. Trump's 79th birthday.The T-Man has had to go through a good number of trials and tribulations over the past 365 days - for Christ's sake, the guy almost got his head blown off less than 12 months ago - so it's nice to see him still around and able to celebrate his day.Of course, not everyone feels this way.In typical fashion, the online left is having a full-blown meltdown over t…

Donald Trump's 79th Birthday Wishlist

Blow Hard. Trump’s birthday wish list has a lot more on it than just a Soviet-style military procession By Victoria Herman No more woke No more gay Put Crooked Hillary and Sleepy Joe in jail Qatari jet Sell millions of Trump meme coins Win Nobel Peace Prize Send in the Marines Annex Canada and/or buy Greenland Deck Gavin Newscum Weekend getaway at Putin’s dacha Lose five pounds Restore Confederate military bases Flowers from Elon (peonies would …