[Satire] ‘Discombobulator’: The secret weapon Trump says US used to capture Maduro
Trump credited the 'Discombobulator' for disabling Venezuelan defenses and jamming communications during the capture of Maduro, involving over 150 U.S. aircraft, officials said.
- President Donald Trump said a device nicknamed the 'Discombobulator' helped make Venezuelan military equipment 'not work' during the early-January capture of Nicolás Maduro and Cilia Flores.
- Coordinated strikes and cyberattacks disabled radar, communications and air-defence systems, clearing airspace for helicopters and special operations forces.
- More than 150 aircraft from 20 bases supported the mission, including EA-18 Growler electronic-warfare aircraft and MH-60 Direct Action Penetrator helicopters with 30-millimetre autocannons.
- Venezuelan Defence Minister Vladimir Padrino López alleged 47 Venezuelan soldiers and 32 Cuban troops died during the U.S. attack and accused Washington of testing advanced weapons.
- Experts cautioned that symptoms alone don't prove a new weapon, with investigators linking a DHS-purchased device to Havana Syndrome and Thomas Withington saying 'You can't necessarily use these two technologies, acoustic and radio, interchangeably'.
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Trump Says the Military Deployed a Secret "Discombobulator" Weapon in Venezuela
Nations that defy the US-led world order may soon face a new weapon designed to hamstring defenses, disorient troops, and sow fear into the hearts of its enemies. In a familiarly bizarre interview with the New York Post, president Donald Trump revealed that US troops had used what he colorfully termed a secret “discombobulator” during the air attack on Caracas, Venezuela earlier this month. “The discombobulator. I’m not allowed to talk about it,…
SATIRE NEWS: Trump Claims U.S. Used ‘Discombobulator’ Weapon In Maduro Raid
President Donald Trump said the U.S. used a weapon he referred to as “the discombobulator” to capture former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, claiming it made the enemy equipment “not work.” What do you think? “Every nation has a sovereign right for their head of state to remain combobulated.” Gina Montes, Yam Peeler “Our military contracts with Dr. Ballyhoo’s Fantabulous Gizmo Emporium are paying off big time.” Otis Zefran, Netting Speciali…
Trump: U.S. Military Used “Secret Weapon” To Kidnap Maduro » Sons of Liberty Media
United States President Donald Trump claimed that the American military used a new secret weapon during the abduction of Venezuelan ruler, Nicolas Maduro, and his wife. The weapons supposedly used to disable Venezuela’s air defense systems during the raid on Caracas. Back in April, Trump did say that the U.S. has several secret weapons. Trump …
‘Discombobulator’: The secret weapon Trump says US used to capture Maduro
Donald Trump said the 'Discombobulator' disabled enemy equipment during Maduro’s capture. US officials have said cyber tools, electronic warfare, and acoustic systems were used. Venezuela alleges experimental weapons were tested. No verified weapon officially named 'Discombobulator' exists in US military doctrine
Venezuela Accuses U.S. of Using ‘Secret Weapon’ in Maduro Abduction
.c-space--9:before { padding-bottom: 35px; } V enezuela has accused the United States of deploying previously unused military technology during the January 3 abduction of President Nicolás Maduro, claims that gained renewed attention after US President Donald Trump referred to a mysterious weapon he called a “discombobulator”. Venezuelan Defense Minister Vladimir Padrino López said the operation amounted to turning Venezuela into a “weapo…
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