Creswell Man’s Depression Downgraded from “Crippling” to “Moody” After Ful

Creswell Man’s Depression Downgraded from “Crippling” to “Moody” After Ful

Creswell, OR — In what mental health experts are calling “a minor miracle” and “the emotional equivalent of unclenching your jaw,” local man Kyle Benson’s depression was officially downgraded from crippling to merely moody following an unprecedented full day of sunshine in Stayton, Oregon. The 34-year-old man, who hadn’t seen his own shadow since October and assumed the sun had simply moved to California for good, reportedly squinted skyward Tue…