Happy summer you beautiful people. Unless you live in a dark cave deep in a mountain, you already know it is fucking hot as balls here in Texas. I don’t know about you, but when it is this freaking hot, I keep my gay ass indoors in the air conditioning. I won’t even get in the pool during the hottest part of the day, so I am constantly trying to find ways to entertain myself indoors. Y’all know I see a lot of movies and read a lot of books. I bi…