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Breaking: Supreme Court Ruled 8-1 that You Have Absolutely No Play. Alito Dissented. - The Free Peach

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WASHINGTON, D.C.— In a decision that legal scholars are calling “the most brutal ratio in Supreme Court history,” the Justices ruled 8-1 Monday that you, specifically, have absolutely no play. Chief Justice John Roberts, clearly relishing the chance to deliver a judicial curb-stomping, described your lack of rizz as “so staggering, so historically significant, that
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Breaking: Supreme Court Ruled 8-1 that You Have Absolutely No Play. Alito Dissented. - The Free Peach

WASHINGTON, D.C.— In a decision that legal scholars are calling “the most brutal ratio in Supreme Court history,” the Justices ruled 8-1 Monday that you, specifically, have absolutely no play. Chief Justice John Roberts, clearly relishing the chance to deliver a judicial curb-stomping, described your lack of rizz as “so staggering, so historically significant, that

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