BREAKING: Cat Confirms It Did, In Fact, Lick the Lasagna

BREAKING: Cat Confirms It Did, In Fact, Lick the Lasagna

In a stunning turn of events Tuesday evening, household cat Mr. Biscuits has officially confirmed that he licked the lasagna, and, according to inside sources, would “do it again in a heartbeat.” The lasagna, a bubbling tray of cheesy perfection prepared by 34-year-old Julia Patterson for her book club’s monthly gathering, was briefly left unattended on the kitchen counter. In those crucial 47 seconds, Mr. Biscuits executed what experts are now …