Benidorm is England’s id

Benidorm is England’s id

It’s a balmy July evening in Benidorm, and a husband-to-be sits on a mechanical bull in the outside area of Broadway Cabaret. As the bull starts bucking, a blonde stripper — cash pinched to her thigh by a convoluted thong — jumps on behind him. She lifts up his white t-shirt and lashes his spotty back with two leather belts. His friends video it, and some 20 people watch from the street. “He doesn’t seem to be enjoying it,” says the man to my le…