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Athletics falls victim to interdimensional transfer portal
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Athletics falls victim to interdimensional transfer portal
Lafayette College athletic rosters have been hollowed out by a recently-installed portal to another dimension in Kirby Sports Center, sucking in unwilling passersby from the football and men’s basketball teams. The origin of the portal remains unknown. The portal first made waves after offensive linemen working out at Fisher Stadium were violently sucked into the hole. Bound by an invisible, insurmountable force, these mammoths of men were flung…
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