Alberta Introduces New "School-Appropriate" Bibles Without 'Song of Solomon'
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Alberta Introduces New "School-Appropriate" Bibles Without 'Song of Solomon'
EDMONTON, AB In an effort to “balance religious freedoms with the need to protect our children,” the Alberta Ministry of Edumacation has decided to churn out snazzy new Bibles that exclude anything that might be deemed objectionable to a panel of bureaucrats in a downtown Edmonton office. “All that ‘breasts like fawns’ nonsense has got to go,” said Edumacation Minister Diedrich Nickel. “We’re also not too keen on the menstruation verses in Levit…
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