4 Ways to fake it til you make it at your first change of command ceremony

4 Ways to fake it til you make it at your first change of command ceremony

No one knows what a change of command is until they’re sweating through their bra and Googling “is a dress with pockets disrespectful.” No one ever says what the event actually is. The invite said “ceremony.” The group chat said, “Optional but recommended.” Your partner said, “You don’t have to go.” Which, obviously, meant you had to go. So now you’re standing outside in full sun, surrounded by people who seem to know when to stand, where to sit…