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DoD establishes strategic porn reserve after Canada threatens to disable PornHub

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CLAM GULCH, Alaska — U.S. Northern Command officials today broke ground on a new, high-security defense facility gently nestled between the mountainous lips that comprise the township of Clam Gulch. Designated the Coital Underground Magazine-Special Operations Command, the facility is intended as a hedge against the potential loss of access to a vital strategic asset currently provided by Canada: weapons-grade pornography.Share“Those flappy-head…See the Story

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