“Yeah, and I’m buddies with Alfred.” — Eminem on Alfred Hitchcock

“Yeah, and I’m buddies with Alfred.” — Eminem on Alfred Hitchcock

For Alfred Hitchcock’s birthday. “It got silent, then all these voices said ‘Come follow me into the gates of Hell.’ I heard ’em yell ‘Welcome to the Norman Bates Motel!’ I ring the bell for service and I was greeted by his mother, Covered in dry blood, head still dented from the shovel. I said I need a room so I could try to get some rest. She gave me the keys to the best suite and a bag of cess And told me that’s just for starters, Satan’ll b…