WHITE HUMO: National Guard represses the conclave with tearogens El Chigüire Bipolar

“HABEMUS PAPAM” was what millions of parishioners shouted after seeing white smoke coming out of the Vatican chimney. However, as the tears began to run, the clarity also returned, as they realized that the smoke came from tear gas bombs from the Bolivarian National Guard, which came to repress the conclave. We took advantage of the fact that our underpaid intern was on the outskirts of the Vatican waiting for the election of the new Pope to ask…