Nine times out of ten, if asked to choose sides in a dispute between Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Ronald McDonald, I would choose the McDonald. No questions asked. Warren, after all, went viral for claiming Native American ancestry, only to be ridiculed and forced to offer groveling apologies. Ronald, meanwhile, has spent over 60 years selling Americans Happy Meals and creating plenty of happy memories.Yet we live in strange times, so str…