The Rhostic Restaurant Forbids Marriage Orders because There You Will only Eat Rich El Chigüire Bipolar

The Róstico restaurant in Las Mercedes has made a drastic decision: to ban orders for marriage or divorces in the premises because they are only going to eat tasty. Management claims that diners will not cry with rings because: “here the commitment is only with the flavor,” they said as they threw a ring of 22 carats down the drain. In a blunt press conference surrounded by hundreds of journalists attracted by the aroma of garlic and chimichurri…