US EditionThe Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
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The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ
“Failing history. Insists on listing all dates as ‘Before Me’ and ‘After Me.’ Guidance counselor says that he is ‘unusually egocentric for a child of his age.’” “Chews gum during class. Once, when I asked if he’d ‘brought enough for the whole class,’ Jesus pulled the wad from his mouth, broke it into many pieces, and gave it to his little friends. Then, everyone was chewing gum. He knew that’s not what I meant.” “Keeps washing his classmates’ fe…
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