The 2003 role 450,000 people said Steven Seagal deserved more than Tom Cruise

The 2003 role 450,000 people said Steven Seagal deserved more than Tom Cruise

Every time Steven Seagal opens his mouth, the air is more likely than not to be filled with the scent of complete and utter bullshit, and some of it stinks more than others. For talking’s sake, let’s indulge him. At any point since he made his feature-length debut in 1988’s Above the Law, has anybody watched a Tom Cruise movie and thought to themselves, “You know what? This would be much, much better with Steven Seagal in the leading role.” One …