Scooter? Hardly know her — but I need her off the sidewalk

Scooter? Hardly know her — but I need her off the sidewalk

The rise in popularity of the infamous electric scooter has practically derailed the stable ecosystem that was once the University of Wisconsin campus. Nothing screams “I peaked in high school track” more than the 5’11 man zooming past you on your way to your 9:55 — AirPods in both ears to drown out the noise of his victims. We already know Badgers are accustomed to not looking for cars when crossing the street, but now we have to look for scoot…