[Satire] Satire: Starbucks bestows the coveted Honey Grail upon its customers, is hailed by the masses

Satire: Starbucks bestows the coveted Honey Grail upon its customers, is hailed by the masses

“‘Twas the night before the Bearista cup drop, when all through the nation, Many a wallet was opening, a new craze in gestation.  Customers were queuing outside stores, all with great glee,  In hopes that jolly ol’ Saint Starbucks would deliver to thee. When the doors were opened, and in rushed the crowd,  Stocks were emptied at the speed of sound.  Not a bear was left lounging upon the cafe shelves,  No register left unmanned by the genial Star…