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SATIRE NEWS: Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator

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ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he urinated inside a Pentagon break room refrigerator. “In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth, arguing that under the intense pressure of warfare it can be nearly impossible to…
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U-S-NEWS.COM broke the news in on Saturday, December 6, 2025.
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