SATIRE NEWS: Blue Origin To Increase Space Tourism By Launching World’s Largest Ball Of Twine Into Orbit

SATIRE NEWS: Blue Origin To Increase Space Tourism By Launching World’s Largest Ball Of Twine Into Orbit

KENT, WA—In an effort to attract new customers by generating more enthusiasm for space tourism among the general populace, civilian spaceflight operator Blue Origin confirmed Friday it had launched the world’s largest ball of twine into orbit around the Earth. “Many people who find the idea of space travel exciting are disappointed once they realize it’s a cold, endless vacuum, so we thought they’d appreciate the opportunity to take some fun fam…