[Satire] Satire: Colleges should apply to us

Satire: Colleges should apply to us

Dear College, We regret to inform you that we are done with your games. We are done with your thousands of emails urging us to apply to you, only to receive your rejection letter in return. We, as current high schoolers, feel extremely neglected, like you don’t see us as anything other than a statistic. I speak for all high schoolers when I say that we are done applying to you. I am writing to notify you that we will no longer be participating i…