Purcell: Zero tolerance summer camp

Purcell: Zero tolerance summer camp

Dear Mom and Dad,

Guest: Zero tolerance summer camp

Dear Mom and Dad, It’s only been a few days since you dropped me off, but you better come get me. I’m writing to you with a pencil I swiped from the office, because the camp director confiscated my iPhone for watching funny dog videos during her “Camp Inclusion and Behavioral Expectations” speech. By the way, what is “unsanctioned screen time aggression”? Well, after she took my phone, she made me...