Our town becomes UK’s Ayia Napa this week… posh drunks are brawling or bonking

Our town becomes UK’s Ayia Napa this week… posh drunks are brawling or bonking

SWAYING from side to side while clutching a pair of high heels, a drunken reveller stops outside a solicitor’s office, hikes up her dress and brazenly relieves herself in its doorway. Nearby a group of sunburnt blokes dressed in stripey blazers polish off an enormous bottle of champagne before mindlessly discarding it, sending shards of shattered glass flying across the pavement. AlamyChampagne fuelled picnickers slumped along the riverbank[/cap…