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NoVa Officials Finalize State Border Wall To Protect From Possible Invasion of Philadelphia Eagles Fans

Summary by The Peedmont
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — In an effort to protect the Commonwealth from a possible influx of rioting Eagles fans, officials in Northern Virginia have nearly completed a 20’ border wall running the length of the state line, sources confirmed Sunday. “It doesn’t matter if they win or lose the Super Bowl — the threat of Philly…
Published 4 months ago · Alexandria, United States

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